Ik snap dit wel, Stephen Colbert

“I don’t know why you do comedy… But it’s not because everything’s alright up here, for me. It’s not a normal thing to do with your life. It’s more dangerous than bungy jumping, deciding to do this for a living. But I don’t have the constitution for hardcore alcoholism, and so I have to tell jokes all the time. Where I go a little insane. I had last week off and it didn’t go well. Have you ever tried the alcoholism? I get sleepy. If I had more muscle mass or something, I might be able to process the volume.”